Friday Funnies – A Groaner A Day Edition

Friday Funnies jpg

Hat Tip

A tip of the hat to “B-Squared” for curating much of today’s edition.

A Groaner A Day:

• Friday


• Saturday


• Sunday


• Monday


• Tuesday


• Wednesday

bought shoes from drug dealer

• Thursday

Sir Cumference

• Wedded Bliss

Marriage Is an Institution

COP: You got anything on you that could hurt me?
ME: Yeah, my ex-wife’s phone number.


Husband-no sense of direction

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde winking 

Ms. Anne O’Dyne – Official Blonde of the Friday Funnies


Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

The Official Friday Funnies protocol is to follow the Blonde Joke du Jour with the …

• Lawyer Joke du Jour


Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

• Who Wore It Better?


which segues nicely to 



Why Women Live Longer-snow_pole

• “Dr. Mc’s” Clinic:

(No – “Dr. Mc” is NOT a quack!)


• Dickens & His Editor


… which connects us to …

• The Friday Funnies Vocabulary Builder:

Redneck WOTD-Pasteurize

• More News You Can Use:

Bell ringer-dead ringer



• Dawgznkatz

Bark worse than bite

Sleeping dogs lie

Worried Sheep

… On that note, for this Friday we close with Snoopy:

Snoopy-it's Friday


Add yours →

  1. that's jack 12/10/2018 — 17:55

    Yep, Hat tip!
    I cracked up at the ‘dead ringer’ and puzzled at the balloon before grinning!

    Just picked up a repaired cumming engine. That smarts!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. that's jack 12/10/2018 — 18:06

    PS That is a Cummins engine. LOL

    Liked by 1 person

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