A tip of the hat to “B-Squared” for today’s theme.
Bacon-wrapped turkey for Thanksgiving dinner!
What’s not to like?!?!
Mexican Word of the Day:
• Wedded Bliss
… in a related vein:
… which segues neatly to …
• Separated at Birth
• Snark du Jour
• Lawyer Joke du Jour
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him.
She came into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. “No, I’m sorry,” the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.” This started another round of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”
She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing…..
After about 20 minutes, the man’s doctor came into the room.
“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?”
After a pause, the doctor confessed….. “Not with a Daffodil.”
• Blonde Joke du Jour
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with expensive double panel energy-efficient kind.
This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for the window replacement.
Boy oh boy, did we go around!
Just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
I proceeded to tell him that his fast talking sales manager had told me at the time of installation that in one year the windows would pay for themselves.
YJCMTSU: Floriduh man on probation breaks into probation office.
Floriduh Man Friday >>HERE<<
That’s all the damage we can do for this Friday!